Sort by. (He starts to get up and leave until there is yelling coming from Richard falling down the dragon’s esophagus in its stomach). Now, come on, buddy. The Pagemaster is the titular deuteragonist of the 1994 movie of the same name. Richard is sent to buy a bag of nails for building a treehouse. (Richard throws the book down and runs away before the hound climbs out of the book to pursue him) Zuuuuul! Oh, well, movie over! NC (voiceover): (normal) So Richard forgets all about his statistics and seems a million times braver than he was before, all because of the magic of reading books. best. (The credit “In association with Turner Pictures, Inc.” is shown). So he opens up “Jack and the Beanstalk” which leads to a giant plant growing out of the dragon’s stomach. NC (voiceover): (speaks in a deep voice as if he were God) God is not pleased with you, Culkin! *, *(Note: This is the first appearance of NC’s “Zuul, motherfucker! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I know some people that eat and live under a roof all their life! Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real? I swear to you I’m not gonna use it on addictive things like food and shelter. Horror: (gets excited) Can I have the olive? Directed by Pixote Hunt, Joe Johnston. He has to work through obstacles from classic books to return to real-life. Just go to (the following web address is shown) “divingdragongames.com/shop.” That’s a long name for a store. NC: And the way it glosses over all those famous literary characters, it’s like the movie is as anxious to see itself end as we are to see it end! You see, it turns out I’m quite loopy. Richard: We’re missing two others about his (Adventure) size. We all liked Michael Jackson at some point, didn’t we? OK. Um…The Pagemaster! With Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Kanin Howell, Alexis Kirschner. I know what you’re thinking, “How’d you get on the card?” Well, I am! NC (voiceover): And why should it? Mr. Dewey: [pulls out a brand new one] You do now. NC (voiceover): And then Jekyll drinks the infamous potion—not really explaining why—as he slowly turns into the Incredible Hack! It sounds like a fake award you give out for a library’s Employee of the Month. (Richard smiles and runs off with the three books; Mr. Dewey watches) NC (voiceover): (as Mr. Dewey) Mmmm, nice ass. I’m on the cards! I swear to God! Colonel Sandurz: (speaks into a speaker phone) Do something! (He hands the money to Richard). “Getting Even with Dad”? Pagemaster: Think, boy! Richard: I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor! Pagemaster Limited Edition vintage watch, Numbered Vintage Pagemaster Watch, Bo-Ho, Hippie, Rockabilly, Boxed,NOS(New Old Stock),Rare Find ClassicDesignVintage. He meets Mr. Dewey (Christopher Lloyd), an eccentric librarian who insists that he is in need of a special book and gives him a library card, despite R… (He takes out a piece of red transparent paper and prepares to use it). Captain Ahab: Oh, damned that whale! What the hell?! He is an animated wizard who sends Richard Tyler through the fictional world to meet Adventure, Horror & Fantasy, and face the three tests of the same name, all for Richard to face his fears.. Trivia. The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? That’s just bad marketing. Richard meets the infamous "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Breathe it in, mateys! Richard: (opens a book called The Hound of the Baskervilles) Huh? NC: Where did that come from? Oh, wait, wait, hold on. How did he get all those statistics before, anyway? Mel Harris → Claire Tyler. The white whale! Long John Silver: You halfwits! I just want to be a good father. (NC shifts his eyes in confusion) You’re a boy who loves adventure! The Pagemaster then swoops Richard and the books into the twister, sending them back to the real world. Hyde (stem) Phil Hartman → Tom Morgan. NC: Books! NC: If you guessed “D,” (the selection “D. NC: Oh, God! NC: Look, kid, you’re not Al Gore! But it’s got other characters, too! The film features the Voice Talents of: Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart, Frank Welker, Leonard Nimoy. And now I’m building him a tree house in a tree he refuses to climb! Prince of Egypt, The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed, Top 11 Moments You Never Noticed in Ghostbusters. And if not, CHANGE! But that doesn’t seem to work out very well. NC (voiceover): (normal) He comes across a librarian, played by Vladimir Lenin (Lenin’s photo is shown briefly)—I mean, Christopher Lloyd, who tries to get to know him better, but maybe a little too much. NC (voiceover): Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. (Adventure frowns at the two pirates before they both laugh to themselves), NC: (as the pirates) Yarr! (He pushes against the wooden structure of the tree house to test for stability) Solid as a rock. I only came in here ‘cause of the storm. If you think books are boring, just remember: Movies can be boring, too! (Richard views through a magic hole to see his live-action self lying on the library floor on his back unconscious). Adventure: (is emotionally touched by her concern and looks at her) Hmm. I so wanna read about people I know nothing about and stories that have little to no explanation! All of the above” is shown) I apologize in advance. (shakes his cup to the camera) Ya got change? Wendy Moten: Whatever you imagine; The Pagemaster: Where all is possible. NC (voiceover): So he bumps into a talking book simply named Adventure, voiced by Patrick Stewart, who really knows how to put the “dick” in “dictionary”. Richard awakens, finding Adventure, Fantasy, and Horror lying next to him as real books. NC: Look, just stop going “Shhhh” OK? He is an animated wizard who sends Richard Tyler through the fictional world to meet Adventure, Horror & Fantasy, and face the three tests of the same name, all for Richard to face his fears. And… (He acts scared and screams) Ahhhhhh! A cowardly boy, who buries himself in accident statistics, enters a library to escape a storm, only to be transformed into an animated illustration by the Pagemaster. (The scene of the dragon swallowing Richard alive is shown), NC: Wow. http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-the-pagemaster/, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch, The Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs, Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells, New vs Old - LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings, Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments, Old vs. New: 10 Commandments vs. share. NC (voiceover): So Fantasy and Horror get lost in the commotion as Richard and Adventure are approached by some (speaks like a pirate) scurvy dogs! President Skroob: (to Dark Helmet) Do something! NC (voiceover): I mean, the idea is nice and at times the animation is impressive, but the movie is just so uninteresting and boringly dull that…I think it would actually scare kids away from reading than it would encourage them. NC (voiceover): Yeah, like his fear of pirates, fear of whales, fear of scientific monsters, you know, all the things he’ll have to battle in real life! (Richard smiles and runs off with the three books; Mr. Dewey watches). NC (voiceover): So they escape the dog by entering in the Horror section, where all sorts of nasties await. NC (voiceover): (as Mr. Dewey) Mmmm, nice ass. NC (voiceover): Anyway, we cut to our hero, played by Macaulay Culkin, named Rich. Adventure: (takes a deep breath through his nose and sighs) Do you smell it? AHHHH! A storm forces frightened Richard Tyler (Macaulay Culkin) inside a nearby library for shelter. (Beat) OK, by that total lack of memory, you can probably tell this movie didn’t exactly leave much of an impact. Female Background Singer: There are miracles waiting, so keep concentrating. (runs offscreen). Another 3%... Richard: You’re looking into an 11% probability here. NC (voiceover): So we come across some famous fantasy characters, like Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, some…flying tampons? Fantasy: (grunts in frustration to herself as she tidies herself) Now I gotta straighten out my “Little Mermaid” underwear. He’s the guy who did all this to me! NC (voiceover): So they go inside a mansion where they come across the infamous Dr. Jekyll, played by Leonard Nimoy. NC (voiceover): So they spot the sperm whale—that literally looks like the sperm of a whale—as Ahab tries to bring the monster of sea beasts down. United States: 20th Century Fox, 1994. Mr. Dewey: You're in need of... (1994 20th Century Logo with thunderclap sound effects and clips from The Pagemaster) Mr. Dewey (off-screen): Adventure! Oh, they’re fairies! (He magically brings out a library cart to have Richard get on and ride through the library) To find your way home, you must face three tests: Horror, Adventure and Fantasy. In Back to the Future (1985), Doc Brown (Also played by Lloyd) incorrectly guesses, with a mind-reading device, that Marty wants Doc to make a donation. It’s in a book! He was played by Christopher Lloyd, who also played Mr. Dewey. It’s west by a tree! Evil Sounds Deep: Mr Hyde' voice is more deep and guttural than Jekyll's. Sora nor Donald or Goofy have no interest in reading at the moment and seek a way out of the library. Because I’m on the cards! Why would you want to convince someone who does too much reading to read even more? (He violently shakes his head briefly as we hear a horse neighing). Richard: I know who he is! The Pagemaster is a 1994 film directed by Joe Johnston and Maurice Hunt that stars Macaulay Culkin and Christopher Lloyd.It tells the story of Richard Tyler, a pessimistic 10 year old who lives his life "based on statistics," who faces his fears in an animated world with three books: Horror, Adventure, and Fantasy. I don’t know; it’s almost over. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Richard awakens, finding Adventure, Fantasy and Horror next to him as real books. NC: He should be Kentucky Fried Culkin right now! Since you put my life in unspeakable horrors, I guess it’s OK! Captain Ahab: (calls out to Richard and the books) Did you see it? Ta-ta! A cowardly boy, who buries himself in accident statistics, enters a library to escape a storm, only to be transformed into an animated illustration by the Pagemaster. NC (voiceover): At last, they come to the Exit. Mr. Hyde is one of the four main antagonists (along with Captain Ahab, Long John Silver, and the dragon) in the 1994 animated fantasy adventure film The Pagemaster by 20th Century Fox. I have a talent for guessing what people need. (He holds up some dollar bills in his hand) You can do this. Jul 30, 2012 - The Pagemaster (1994). (Pauses) Was that their strategy? But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s no good! NC (voiceover): So they take them to the pirate ship where they get to meet the greatest, MEANEST pirate of them all! Wait, what? Sora nor Donald or Goofy have no interest in reading at the moment and seek a way out of the library. However, Richard gets caught in a harsh thunderstorm and takes shelter in a library. This isn’t the Erotic section! (He magically disappears). The three books try to fight off the very slow-moving dragon as Adventure and Fantasy have a very…um…sporadic scene together. Richard: (stumbles about to hold onto a large piece of rock sticking out) Earthquake! Frank Welker → Horror/Dragon (stem) Jim Cummings → Long John Silver. Blog. NC (voiceover): (in a deep voice as a snarling hound pops its head out of the book to snap at Richard) Zuuuuuuul! So go and buy yourself a pack today. (The pirate henchmen examine a treasure map of the island with an arrow pointing to the letter “W” and facing to a bunch of trees). Mr. Dewey finds him, and, even though the library policy only allows a person to check out two books at time, lets him check out all three books "just this once" as Richard may not have been unconscious and may actually have witnessed all the events that happened, thus making Mr. Dewey the Pagemaster. Adventure: Of course you do, matey! You get outta there! I can read. Mr. Dewey finds him, and, even though the library policy only allows a person to check out two books at a time, lets him check out all three books "just this once" as Richard may not have been unconscious and may actually have witnessed all the events that happened, thus making Mr. Dewey the Pagemaster. I don’t know. In fact, I am the book on sailin’! Richard: Boy, I thought you two were goners! NC (voiceover): (as Ahab) Oh, shit, that did nothing! And you know that if anything that I’m in has to be good! It makes me want to hurt people! This is a man’s drink! It's a timeless place of wonder and discovery where legendary characters from literary classics come alive. When Richard first enters the library, Mr. Dewey (Christopher Lloyd) incorrectly guesses that Richard has come for a book. NC: (as the Pagemaster) A corporate tool used by studios to make money. NC (voiceover): The second major problem is the title. … Mr. Dewey: Ahh, horror. (He gets up to leave with his arms raised) YOU are looking for adventure! Richard Tyler: That's what I've been trying to tell you. We like jokes about books! Give it a good whiff, boys! Go down to Guttman’s hardware store. I am God, you know. NC (voiceover): So they then come across the Fantasy section which, like everything else, is just glanced over. (Close-up on Chester’s own card) Look at me. Zuul!” recurring joke). Pagemaster: And in doing so, you triumph here and always. I remember it so you don’t have to. The Grinch vs. Dewey finds him, and, even though the library policy only allows a person to check out two books at time, lets him check out all three books "just this once." He is based on the monster of the 1886 legendary book Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by the late Robert Louis Stevenson. NC (voiceover): So they’re captured by the dastardly captain and are forced to come with them as they search for treasure on--where else?--Treasure Island. They’re going to need a red gel for that. NC (voiceover): He also comes across another talking book named Fantasy, voiced by Whoopi Goldberg. (normal) So we see Richard riding to the hardware store as apparently everything’s trying to kill him for some reason. Stop throwing numbers around pretending they can hurt you! [Richard signs it] Mr. Dewey: Richard Tyler, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books. Fantasy: (to Richard) I’m a book, honey. NC: Look, just stop going “Shhhh” OK? Mr. Dewey: It’s horror for you, boy. Adventure: (speaks in lust) How’d you like to…curl up with a good book? Or if you don’t want to use $7 on the cards, you can always just give it to me. No one has the right to touch you if you don’t want them to. And of course, ME! NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. This thread is archived. Richard: Look, all I want to do is get outta here. It’s a dragon as he threatens to gobble up our protagonist. NC (voiceover): Dude, you guys have to be a little bit more clever about your lighting schemes! He is implied to be Mr. Dewey's alternate form. It is included in Expansion Pack #2. That was out of left field. Narrator: Twentieth Century Fox presents Macaulay Culkin, as you never see him before. He is the keeper of the books & guardian of the written word. (Horror gets excited and accidentally pushes Adventure, causing the martini to fly across the room and spill onto the wooden floor), (The spilled drink eats through the floor and creates a hole), NC: (as Dr. Jekyll, laughing wholeheartedly) You got me. (Fantasy punches Adventure, who flies out of the opening and lands on the ground). Like…(Close-up on the following three cards) The Nostalgi-ma Critic, Ask That-ama Guy, and Angry Video Game-ama Nerd. NC: A very short non-life threatening one! (He laughs wholeheartedly like a pirate). So what do you do? Seeking refuge from a storm, timid Richard Tyler enters an empty library only to be swept away into the magical animated world of the Pagemaster. We get a lot of complaints about that. NC (voiceover): So as the credits roll, we see his father is upset because Richard seems to be more occupied with fearful statistics than he is with just being a little kid. Mr. Dewey: Just this once. Reading Rainbow! report. The Pagemaster is a 1994 American live-action/animated fantasy adventure film starring Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, and Frank Welker.The film was produced by Turner Pictures and released by 20th Century Fox on November 23, 1994. Alan: Son, you can’t live your life based on statistics. Whoopi Goldberg as Fantasy: A … (Lightning strikes a tree behind Richard as he stands at the entrance to a tunnel; a lightning strikes an electrical box high up on a telephone pole; lights inside the tunnel explode with sparks as Richard rides through the tunnel). NC (voiceover): When Richard wakes up, he sees he’s transformed into a comical cartoon puppet. (a bit of the Captain Planet cartoon intro is shown) You are not good at it! And they’re only $7! (Adventure starts to take a drink of the martini until Horror approaches the drink with interest), Adventure: Stay back! Richard: Do you have any idea what I’ve been through? We never find out Hyde's ultimate fate after falling through the hole in his floor, but he appears at the film's end, revealed to be part of the Pagemaster's Secret Test of Character. I’m just gonna use it on booze and drugs. save. NC: It was a strange attempt to try and get children to read more; a noble cause, but a botched-up delivery. NC (voiceover): But Fantasy and Horror come to save the day! There wasn’t any Internet back then, so obviously he had to read books! Richard Tyler: But I don't want any books. Alan Tyler (Ed Begley, Jr.): (to his wife Claire in bed) I signed him up for Little League, he drove everybody crazy with statistics about how you can develop tumors from being hit in the head with a ball. You're in need of... [starts speaking magically] a fantasy. The Pagemaster part 7 - Snow White; The Pagemaster part 8 - 'The Horror Section'/Meet Aladdin; The Pagemaster part 9 - Dr. Shere Khan and Mr. Sharptooth; The Pagemaster part 10 - 'The Land of Adventure" The Pagemaster part 11 - Captain Ratcliffe's Dragon Hunt; The Pagemaster part 12 - Captured by Lock, Shock and Barrel/Long John Oogie Boogie Pessimistic 10-year-old Richard Tyler (Macaulay Culkin) lives life based on statistics and fears everything. NC (voiceover): While they’re in the Horror section, they come across another book, confusingly enough named Horror. Richard: Maybe you can show me the way out? The Pagemaster? NC (voiceover): So, again, one of the great literary characters is just tossed aside without any acknowledgement about why he’s a great literary character! I only came in here 'cause of the storm. It’s pretty much just a film fart: it happens, it’s unpleasant, but you forget about it just a few moments later. ZUUL! NC (voiceover): So Toilet Paper-beard reveals himself as the Pagemaster, master of the written word. (“Only $7 plus shipping" is shown onscreen, followed by the web address again). D&D Beyond Pagemaster Libary is a world in Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 reMIX: Expansion. NC: Goddamn it, stop trying to educate us, Ted Turner! If we arrest anybody, we should probably book ‘em! He is the keeper of the books & guardian of the written word. Nothing’s developed, nothing’s structured, nothing’s…anything! The Pagemaster swoops Richard and the books into the twister, sending them back to the real world. NC: Ahh! So, let's take a look at why The Pagemaster is not only dull, but why it’s…REALLY dull. I mean…The Pagemaster? NC: Wow! NC: (as Mr. Dewey) That’s fine, that’s fine. Pirate #1: (holds the treasure map upside down) It’s, uh, in the middle by the waterfall. OK. Fairies that look like…the novelty plasma balls you can get at Spencer’s. 95% Upvoted. Yes! NC (voiceover): One of the strangest and most bizarre—um…this isn’t Moonwalker. NC: (as Alan) But I just HATE HIM SO MUCH! But for the most part, they just partake in spewing out book-related puns. I bet it’s a million times more interesting than this half-assed “Book It!” club. Mr. Dewey finds him, and, even though the library policy only allows a person to check out two books at time, lets him check out all three books "just this once". But that doesn’t mean he can just throw any crap on the screen and expect us to buy it! Although he is the deuteragonist, his role in the film is small. (He smacks his lips) I see. Evil Laugh: Mr Hyde does these a lot. (The colors mold together to form an animated rainbow dragon that pursues Richard throughout the library) Is it me, or does this look like the evil opening to “Reading Rainbow”? With no explanation about where they've been or how they survived! Mr. Dewey (Lloyd): You’re in need of…of fantasy! NC: Gah, this movie doesn’t make me want to read! The Pagemaster then swoops Richard and the books into the twister, sending them back to the real world. But we still have one last boring obstacle to overcome. NC (voiceover): So to help him overcome his fears, we see his father try to help build Richard a tree house. Like one time, I was living in a box of cereal, and this kid walked by and was like, “What are you doing inside a box of cereal?” And I said, “I’m the prize that comes inside the box!” And the kid was like, “You’re crazy.” And I was like, “So are these cards, man! Adventure: I’ll let you know, I’m a classic! (Richard and the books react in fright). Who knew literacy could be so terrifying? NC: (pretends to hold a plaque in his hands) For not missing a single day’s work, we knight you as “The Pagemaster”! You’re in the belly of a dragon! Mr. Dewey: I’m afraid you can only check out two. Adventure: I wrote the book on sailin’. The Pagemaster is the titular deuteragonist of the 1994 movie of the same name. And Mr. Dewey reappears as a cartoon wizard called the Pagemaster, "keeper of the books, guardian of the written word." Mr. Dewey: You're in need of... (1994 20th Century Logo with thunderclap sound effects and clips from The Pagemaster) Mr. Dewey (off-screen): Adventure! Your creep value is already beyond numbers. 1 Story 2 Characters 3 Boss Themes 4 Trivia Sora, Donald and Goofy arrive in Pagemaster Library, where they meet the librarian Mr. Dewey, who thinks they've come to check out books. The greatest card game I’ve ever seen in my life! (He looks off screen camera right) Ooh, a little girl! That’s crazy! NC (voiceover): (Normal) Unable to go any further, Richard pulls over to the creepiest library he could find. Channel Awesome is a FANDOM TV Community. NC (voiceover): So Richard stumbles around and finds a ceiling full of images that I’m sure won’t be reappearing in this movie. Directed by Pixote Hunt, Joe Johnston. I know it together again. Well, what was it about? I remember it…usually…so you don’t have to. NC (voiceover): No, his name is Rich Tyler, and he’s in trouble because he has one of the typical syndromes that every child movie character had in the ‘90s. Horror: Of-of… (He makes a scary face and yells) AHHHHH! NC: Horror has a one-man show he’s been working on for a while. Only this time, there’s a crappy ‘90s song to help us out. (He lists off the following as the accompanying text appears onscreen) Is it A. He’s a geek, B. He’s a Scaredy Cat, C. He’s socially awkward, or D. All of the above? NC: Oh! What the fuck happened to him? Mr. Hyde: (his face is covered with both hands) My name is…, NC: (as Hyde, covering his face with both hands) Wait for the reveal…, Mr. Hyde: (reveals his scary face to the camera) Mr. Alan: Here’s something you can do. The Pagemaster is a 1994 American fantasy adventure film starring Macauley Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Patrick Stewert, Whoopi Goldberg, and Frank Welker. I’m the Nostalgia Critic. Adventure: The devil of the deep. (He laughs as Richard hits something and falls to the ground) I got a million of them. Richard awakens, finding Adventure, Fantasy, and Horror next to him as real books. NC (voiceover): Let’s take a look at our first problem: the producer, Ted Turner. Crazy like these cards. The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES), NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, https://thatguywiththeglasses.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pagemaster?oldid=133224. Oh, yeah, the, the Home Alone kid, the…reading adventure, yeah. NC: (as Pirate #2, laughing) It’s a pirate thing. Pagemaster Libary is a world in Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 reMIX: Expansion. https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pagemaster?oldid=1973353. It’s just so close you can practically feel the ending credits roll by. Come on, change! There’s only so much Culkin I can take in a year! Yeah, what a…what a memorable movie that was! NC: Couldn’t they get trapped in a Playboy or something? THE PAGEMASTER Hunt, Maurice & Joe Johnston (Directors). Long John Silver: Give me that! Mr. Dewey: I’m afraid you can only check out two. We just laugh at random. Richard Tyler: Wow. The film stars: Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd. It’s very…yeah. With Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Kanin Howell, Alexis Kirschner. See? Starring: Christopher Lloyd (Mr. Dewey/Pagemaster); Macaulay Culkin (Richard Tyler) Colorful entertainment about a boy who, seeking shelter from a storm, enters the library and meets the helpful Mr. Dewey. Richard: Not to mention being tossed, squashed and scared practically to death! HYDE!!! Your creep value is already beyond numbers. 15 comments. A great memorable quote from the The Pagemaster movie on Quotes.net - Mr. Dewey: Welcome to the library, young man. Sign here. NC (voiceover): No! The Pagemaster. Detail. That’s not it. Richard: Can’t argue with statistics, Dad. Christopher Lloyd → Mr. Dewey en de 'Pagemaster' Leonard Nimoy → Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Adventure: (to Richard) You fiction or non-fiction? I did? NC (voiceover): So after explaining NOTHING about the character of Jekyll and Hyde, our four heroes escape to find that the Exit is actually closer than they expected. He was already a bookworm! You want scary? By some broccoli! NC (voiceover): But as Adventure has trouble fighting off the dragon, Richard decides to go grave-robbing as he rips the armor off of the dead knight. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (Mr. Dewey offers Richard a library card and picks up the three books to give to him). He’s still alive?! Well, now wait a minute! Did anybody watch any films with Rex Reed? NC (voiceover): (speaks demonically as the synthesizer music from the Reading Rainbow theme song plays) Take a look! (He starts to take a sip). Generic villain henchmen just seem to do that. Hehehe. 1Disneyfan100's version of the Pagemaster Ben 10 (Original Ben 10) as live-action Richard Tyler Ben's parents (Ben 10: Alien Force) as Mr. and Mrs. Tyler Professor Mac Krill (Help! I mean, God isn’t just the light man up in the clouds saying…, NC: (as God) Ooh! NC (voiceover): So Richard is returned back to his three-dimensional self—or as close as three-dimensional you can be, being Macaulay Culkin—as it turns out the books seem to come with him as well. (The dragon struggles to lift its head up from the ground, and NC sighs) God, even the dragon is boring! Books! I wonder if Ellen Page is in this movie. He is based on the monster of the 1886 legendary book Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by the late Robert Louis Stevenson. Aw, come on, help a guy out, will ya? Mr. Dewey finds him, and, even though the library policy only allows a person to check out two books at time, lets him check out all three books "just this once." Pirate #1: He’s all the catch we’ve had today. A storm forces frightened Richard Tyler (Macaulay Culkin) inside a nearby library for shelter. (A clip from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is shown.). 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